Which Hogwarts house do you belong to? Answer 15 questions and let the Sorting Hat decide.
Gryffindor
Nerve, and being the first one through the door
Godric Gryffindor
Hufflepuff
Loyalty, patience and plain hard work
Helga Hufflepuff
Ravenclaw
Curiosity, and wanting to know how it works
Rowena Ravenclaw
Slytherin
Ambition, and knowing who owes you a favour
Salazar Slytherin
Fifteen questions, and none of them ask what you are like. They put you in a corridor, a Potions lesson, a Quidditch final and a Restricted Section you have a good reason to break into, and sort you on what you do, into Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw or Slytherin.
Answer as the person you are, not as the person you would like the Sorting Hat to see. The last question is the Hat asking you outright.
1. The Sorting Hat drops over your eyes in the Great Hall and starts weighing the four houses out loud. What do you think back at it?
2. You reach your compartment on the Hogwarts Express and find a trunk that is not yours on the seat, lid half open, owner nowhere in sight. What do you do?
3. Defence Against the Dark Arts, and the Boggart in the wardrobe turns to you next. What does the class see?
4. Your best friend's jinx is getting worse and the counter-curse is in a book in the Restricted Section of the Hogwarts library. The librarian has gone for the night. What happens?
5. Quidditch final. Your house is forty points down and the Snitch is nowhere. What are you doing in the stands?
6. A painted knight guards the shortcut to Charms and will not swing aside until you answer his riddle. You are already late. What now?
7. Your potion is turning the wrong shade of grey and the professor is at the far bench. What do you do?
8. Hogsmeade, first snow of the year, and you have one Galleon for the whole day. Where does it go?
9. You watch a friend copy from a bewitched quill in an exam. Afterwards they beg you not to say a word. What do you do?
10. You pace past the tapestry on the seventh floor three times and the Room of Requirement opens for you. What is behind the door?
11. A prefect docks your house ten points for something a classmate did. The classmate says nothing. What do you do?
12. The Ministry calls you to a hearing about a friend's underage magic and the Wizengamot wants a straight answer. What do you give them?
13. Past midnight, a friend hands you a borrowed map that shows every soul in Hogwarts. What do you look for first?
14. Your wand snaps in half a week before exams and you cannot get to Diagon Alley until Saturday. How do you get through the week?
15. The Hat has been quiet on your head for a long minute. Then it asks you outright: is there a house you want? It listened to Harry Potter, so it will listen to you.
Godric Gryffindor's house lives in a tower behind the portrait of the Fat Lady, in scarlet and gold, under the sign of the lion. The staircase to the girls' dormitory turns into a slide if a boy sets foot on it. Courage is the entry condition, and courage on its own guarantees nothing about the rest. Neville Longbottom was a Gryffindor. So was Peter Pettigrew.
Helga Hufflepuff's house, yellow and black under the badger, keeps its common room in a cellar beside the kitchens, behind a stack of barrels. The right one opens when tapped to the rhythm of her name; the wrong one sprays vinegar. The other three founders each named a quality they wanted in a student. Helga Hufflepuff said she would take the lot and teach them all the same.
Rowena Ravenclaw's tower has no password. The bronze eagle knocker on the door asks a riddle, and anyone who answers well may go in, whatever their house. Students who get it wrong wait on the landing and learn from whoever comes next. The house forgives a wrong answer more readily than it forgives not caring about the question. Luna Lovegood and Gilderoy Lockhart both came out of that tower.
The Slytherin common room lies under the lake, and its windows show green water and, now and then, the giant squid. Salazar Slytherin wanted the school kept to pure-blood families, lost the argument and left. The house has since produced most of the wizards Hogwarts would rather forget, and also Merlin. Regulus Black and Severus Snape were Slytherins, and each chose the harder side in the end.
The Sorting Hat belonged to Godric Gryffindor. The four founders put some of their own judgement into it before they died. On a first year's head in the Great Hall, it reads the mind under it and weighs what it finds against what each founder prized. It also listens. Harry Potter asked not to be put in Slytherin, and the Hat honoured that. A sorting over five minutes is a hatstall; Hogwarts sees one about every fifty years. From that night the four tables compete for house points.

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